A turd that just won't flush. The same as a floater but named in honour of the great magician and escapologist Houdini. The only way to defeat a Poodini is to sink it using a magic parachute like piece of toilet roll which drags the fecal matter down to its watery grave.
Meeting her parents was fine, till i left a Poodini in the downstairs toilet..gee that was embarrassing.
by Raving Professor No Legs August 31, 2006
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by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008
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Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.
With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.
What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.
Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.
aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"
With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.
What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.
Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.
aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"
"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."
"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."
"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."
by Jonathan Louis Walsh April 29, 2004
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by Kyle Brum January 19, 2008
Get the Poodini mug.A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008
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Get the poopinizer mug.When you know you just took a dump but when you look in the toilet it isn't there. Usually because it hit the water at just the right trajectory and re submerged in the trap section of the toilet.
i just had a poodini.
by sirgoofsalot February 11, 2010
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