Reverse Blumpkin Glazed Poonut

A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."

She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.

by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015

poopnuts

Fucking a chick in the ass and then you look dow and your like "oh shit I got poopnuts like a motherfucker"

Fuck a buncha poopnuts.

by DOOOOOVE May 26, 2003

Poonus

When you're taking a shit and you get an erection

Why you taking so long on the toilet? You got a poonus or something?

by Barnchird December 28, 2005

Penus Poonus

Penus poonus is when you make a pooman (Like a snowman) And put a penis on it.

Exapmle: That PooMan has a really big Penus Poonus.

by Dude_40AssWhole January 15, 2009

poonus

when you are in mid poo and it is stuck in the anus a fusion between poo and anus is poonus that is the moment to capture as 'poonus'

when you cannot get the poo out of your anus on the toilet

by mr.p.oonus May 5, 2005

poo-nuts

a humourus insult to call close friends and loved ones- a term of endearment. Similar to "spaz"

Can also be used to refer to someone who is homosexual (male)

Hey poonuts what are you up too?

He's a poo-nuts

by aussie1 August 23, 2007

poonts

Trendy female shorts, specifically of the gaucho variety. Lower than the knee but higher than the ankle. Worn in the late summer to early fall, usually with boots. These shorts are usually loose at the bottom and tight around the hips. Manufacturers of shorts realized they could continue making them well into November by creating and successfully marketing Poonts as the Gaucho look.

Dude1: Man look at those awesome poonts!
Dude2: Awesome...

by kwesi booker October 28, 2006