Poonti

Greek/English slang for A man that calls another mans wife to tattle on him because he broke the 3 martini (POONTINI) rule at Gibsons.

Hey Zach, if you weren't such a little poonti you wouldnt have called my wife last night!

by Yiannaki June 22, 2018

Poonitentiary

A women's prison.

Damn bruh, I'm busier than a tampon salesman in a poonitentiary.

by GatorPlanet May 21, 2021

pootie tang

An underrated and often overlooked movie about a Blaxploitation type character who fights crime with a belt and speaks in nonsense words that everyone understands. Pootie always respects the ladies. He is like a surreal Undercover Brother. Sa-da-tay, my damies! Pootie says "Don't baaaang tha dillies!"

It's a movie title and the name of that movies main character. Do you really need an example?

by FreeNachos November 8, 2004

poonite

when two dirty austalians are caught at it in the bush by a wildfire, and burnt when their pubic hair ignites in a fiery furnace, making the hottest session ever!

g'day mate u recovered from ur poonite yet? i heard that it kept burning for three days.....

by gD-bint May 5, 2007

poontemplate

1: to rest ones mind upon the poon - often to the degree with which ones mouth unconsciously hangs open.
2: Trancelike meditation focusing on the poon - intended to bring the participant to a transcendent state of sexual awareness.

poontemplate - It is said that Jennifer Lopez is single again, I must retire to my chambers and poontemplate on this matter.

poontemplation - Upon viewing the new Victoria's Secret catalog, Matt entered a deep state of poontemplation.

by Barnold April 1, 2004

Poontene

An expensive,high-end line of hair care products for muffs.

My sister loves Poontene Pubes Conditioner with guava extract.

by wolfbait51 April 17, 2011

pootie tang

I gonna sign yo pity on the runny kine.
Sa-da-tay, my Daimee.

runny kine??? Don't ask... I don't know either.

by Ezeerider October 10, 2004