PooJabber

1. Someone who jabs at poo using there finger or other parts of the anatomy.

2. Ishmael

3. Sword or light saber of fluorescent poo used to jab at other humans.

When Ishmael saw poo in light saber form, ready to jab him in parts of the anatomy, he fled from the angry mob of poojabbers.

by Danny Watkins June 2, 2010

poonjab

The art of jabbing poon.

mini papadilli yo jabbed that fat chick in her poon.

by pj November 12, 2003

poonjab

The act of fisting a girl and basically knocking on her ovaries....LOL :)

You better shut the fuck up or I'll give ya a Poonjab!

by Derf Man August 6, 2003

poojabber

1.One Who Enjoys Taking It Up The BrownHole
2.a sword made of poo used to jab people

1. jee whiz that guy is a poojabber, he sure does jab the poo
2.ouch you motherfucker, u got me in the eye with your poojabber

by Morgzy April 8, 2003

poonjab

The act of spearing the head of a man's penis into a woman's clit in short, fast movements.

I can't believe my wife fucked up the laundry again. When I get home I'm going to give her a poonjab she wil never forget.

by dingdongdoodly September 14, 2010

Poonjabi

When the vagina, is large, and the clitoris is stretched as if going into labor.

Dude, that chick got banged so many times, her vag is like a poonjabi!

by CannabisDilemma October 30, 2009

poonjab

A sexual act that takes place when a male dresses up in a suit of armor of some sort (preferably chainmail), and while the female is wearing a dragon suit (which has a special sex hole cut in it), the male puts his gigantic jousting lance in the female's fun hole in a sort of slaying motion.

I had such a crazy night after that 6 hour Dungeons & Dragons match, I totally gave Sally the most forceful poonjab this side of the 4th realm.

by Cam-Shaft September 19, 2006