pooning

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scraping your chicks underware and snorting a line of it. If done around noon its panooning

I just got done pooning my chick.

It's time for A pooner!

the act of shoving any elongated object i.e pencil or pen down your cockhole

Pooning

Poo + Gooning, the act of using ones poop as lube when gooning

Justin was pooning last night and his mom could smell it through the door

Pooning by FartGuyPooner February 21, 2025

When a female partakes in the act of “mooning” somebody, but with her front butt instead of the rear one.

Person 1: Dude is she mooning the person behind her?

Person 2: No man, I’m pretty sure she’s pooning us.

Jack and I was out last night pooning at all the girls that walked past.

(Verb) The act of absolutely doming someone in the head with a Harpoon.

"I Just absolutely Pooned that shitter!"
"I got so many kills pooning on PF yesterday, they call me the Poonmaster"

Pooning by The Poonmaster September 14, 2025

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'