Tuscan Pool Party

When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water

"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"

by Chalmuns Cantina GM December 13, 2014

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Pool Hop

To jump into a pool that is not your own and escape before po po come. This act was very popular circa 1975, but has faded as of late. The few and the proud who keep this teenage tradition alive should be honored.

"I pool hopped fitty houses last week!"

by Danye June 16, 2005

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Pool Whores

Hot girls who go to hotel or resort pools as day guests, usually paying a pool fee, with the hopes of snaring rich hotel guests. This is especially rampant in Miami and Vegas.

The day job of the strippers from xxxxxx club is to go to hotel pools. Not only do they get a tan, but the pool whores also recruit guests to come to their strip club that nite.

by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009

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Pool Crapper

That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.

Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it

by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019

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