Omg!Look at Declan over there living life! He invited his Asian fashion class students over for a pool party and bbq. He only dates a certain type of girl now! What a pool noodle!
by Bowslosski December 27, 2023
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by DaQtrToterPounder November 13, 2025
Get the Ohio Pool Noodle mug.The sexual act of a man with a limp penis who repeatedly smacks his flaccid penis against the woman's vagina to make her wet. This is typically done with the girl doing a handstand with her legs spread wide
Hey dude, know any good sex positions? Well, me and my wife recently tried the Reverse Pool Noodle Style
by Nate Higgerson December 2, 2025
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If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
If this act is done, the receiver of the shitty facial must piss into the mouth of the giver.
by Big Cock Boi UwU December 27, 2025
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I rented 'noodle pool' last night and expected to see some hard core gay porn. Instead, I watched 30 straight men stand around in a pool and be embarrassed because they were flaccid. FML.
by Liza M. June 9, 2010
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We tried anal for the first time and she clenched so hard my foreskin felt like I was fucking a rusty poolnoodle
by aandrew16 July 22, 2022
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