poopsmear

the act of smearing poop under someones doorhandles so they get a nice little surprise in the morning. usually, dog shit is used in this process

my bitchass former landlady ripped me off for my security deposit so i'm going to poopsmear her car

by Spanky AKA Thumbs September 30, 2007

poopism

A religious devotion to poop.

do you wish to accompany me to poopism church. on easter we have a easter turd hunt

by J-WEEBLE April 19, 2004

poopsmack

when someone gets smacked in the face with poop.

i gave bryson a large poopsmack.

by Luke Mangini March 31, 2005

pooiss

taking a poo while simultaneously taking a piss. "Pooiss" is the combination of both words.

Yesterday, i saved so much time on the shitter, i was pooissing, it saved me 37 seconds. Yes!

by loadednine November 23, 2006

pooish

Something of a color (or noncolor) which turns to a brownish tint or hue.

The white fluffy snow became pooish in a matter of days.

by ncrd December 23, 2008

Poojism

A person who prays themselves, while they secretly pray to lord Avinash.

Debasish follows poojism

by trk1987 February 1, 2021

Poeism

The religion is which Edgar Allen Poe is the true Jesus Christ. Jane Austen is God and blesses all people who read her novels. The sub-unit of Poeism is Poe-ianity which proves the supremacy of Poeism. The Holy Spirit is Alfred Lord Tennyson, in all of his glory. Poeism is currently expanding its reach worldwide. In Poeism, there are sessions where all members meet and give their opinions on indoctrinating people into the religion.

Poeism is the only valid religion.

by pasta is god November 16, 2022