Poof

Noun- A person who dates a younger person due to an inability to get dates of their own age.

"Man, Bret is a real poof! She is so much younger!"

by Officer McNasty September 2, 2015

Poof

To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.

"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"

by Lou.E January 14, 2010

Poof

promise on our friendship

swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.

by Lyndsay January 27, 2004

Poof

A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up

This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations

by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019

Poof

to hide something up your ass.

here come the cops, poof that shit!

by punisher January 23, 2004

Poof

When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.

"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.

by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006

Poof

You're single.

Poof you're single.

by My yee 2 February 14, 2021