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Poof

A Dick queef, forcing air out of your penis with a sudden burst of audible force.
What would it be called if a dick queefed? It would be called a poof.
by Propoofer February 21, 2020
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To be bad or not good in general or at something or a specific area. Right now is circling around South Florida.
"Boy ya ass is poof"

"You wanna play b-ball"
"Quit playing you know you poof"
by Lou.E January 14, 2010
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swearing that what you're saying is the absolute truth. cannot lie when you poof someone.
by Lyndsay January 27, 2004
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A crazy fish that either disappears or blows up
This girl likes to poof in the middle of conversations
by Just_An_Apple August 11, 2019
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here come the cops, poof that shit!
by punisher January 23, 2004
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When having sex a mans penis builds up a massive ass air bubble that comes out with the cum, and when released it makes a sound similair to a wet flagulent, like a queef.
"Holy hell man, i poofed on my girl last night" said Sid.

U fucking poofer.
by Robert Beyer August 2, 2006
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to kick a ball over an obstacle
"Mom, I didn't mean to poof the ball over the fence."
by Micalex March 11, 2019
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