Poody

When a gamer is undeniably horrible at achieving anything on any game format. Generally frustrating other players so much they avoid any attempts of contact with the poody player.

Friendships have been ruined keeping poody players around.

Gamer 1: Why do you keep bringing that person to play with us? I'm trying to win games here!!
Gamer 2: Because they're my friend?!
Gamer 1: But they're straight poody.

by Amish Stalker January 5, 2020

poodie

Someone that is absolutly terrible at an texas hold em, or anything

"Man you suck at texas hold em, your a poodie

by chocolate bruh August 13, 2012

poody hair

a pubic hair

There were enough poody hairs on that urinal to knit a pair of socks.

The bath tub drain was clogged with poody hairs.

That black guys hair is so nappy, it looks like poody hairs.

I hate it when I get a poody hair caught in my teeth.

by NCKnobster February 23, 2011

Poody Stew

The act of shitting diarrhea into the toilet, then scooping it out and microwaving it, then serving it.

I'm going to give you some poody stew.

by BigEvil13 December 6, 2010

Poody stain

Poody stain is referred to a little brown poop stain on a object of clothing. It is almost like race tracks on underwear but it the more water based and translucent

Haleigh tried to was out the brown poody stain from her revealing v neck t-shirt.

by asian persuesion February 2, 2010

Poodie Doo

An underwater release of ones gases.

Will: Hey everyone go underwater I got something to tell you
(An underwater methane gas is released from Will's anus)
Paige, Kristyn, Franky: Oh my god he Poodie doo'd

by Laurion May 4, 2007

poody noopty

the act of using your hand to manually pull stools out of your anus

"I just made poody noopty and now my hands smell really bad."

by makaw199isKOOL February 24, 2010