pooducket

A forcefull cork popping bowel movement.

I heard old roybertson rip a hell of a pooducket in the bucket this afternoon that almost cost him his life.

by Ole gary mcrary April 20, 2017

poondicker

A small monkey like creature known for dry humping and blurting out racial slurs.

J.D. stop being such a poondicker.

by Johnny Freightliner May 6, 2005

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

Poopdickumentary

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

by manfred_spain July 13, 2012

Poopdick

Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.

Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.

by DickSlicer March 7, 2020

poo poo dick nigga

ur mom, but not the editors mom. the editors mom is cool.

poo poo dick nigga in yo mom haha bitch
fuck you

by peepeedickballsblackguy April 27, 2021

PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol

Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh

by PLUTKO June 23, 2023