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Pontoon ride

Slang for intercourse with a male.
by Idontknowshit March 21, 2016
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pontoon pocket

The area in between pressed-inward breasts (see also: cleavage, the valley)) where one would insert their penis (referred to by some as a pontoon ) to engage in mammary intercourse (see also: titfuck)

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He stuffed a Jackson into the stripper's pontoon pocket, fervently dreaming of jammin' his wang in there.
by Sukebe- No Kotoba October 19, 2008
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pontoon animal

A fat obese chick resembling a large animal.
by Wada November 19, 2005
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Pontoon Boating

Similar to Motor Boating, but accomplished by placing your face in the other persons' ass cheeks instead of their breasts.
My mouth tastes like shit today because I was up all night pontoon boating this girl I met at Starbucks.
by Goofytits May 10, 2015
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Pontoon Boat

I just saw a Pontoon Boat! I bet that an old person is driving it!
by Fatass jameraniack July 24, 2022
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Pontoon Donga

A pontoon donga is any house built on swamp or flood plains with a waffle slab consisting of lightweight polystyrene pods (waffle pods) in a grid pattern on the ground before being framed in rebar and covered in concrete. These foundations are often poorly laid and will crack during or shortly after settlement.
Those imports studying a Diploma of Uber bought that pontoon donga right before the rains hit. I hope they got insurance, as it's starting to crack right up the middle.
by Taktische Kartoffel September 4, 2025
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Rusty Pontoon

When a girl gives you a rim job, and then immediately after she starts making out with you. Later, you discover your own fecal matter on your upper lip, resembling a Hitler stache.
“Hey bro beans, you’re lookin an awful lot like Hitler right now. What’s that on your upper lip?” - concerned friend

*Rusty Pontoon victim frantically checks upper lip*

Oh my god…. It tastes like poop” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Didn’t you just come from your girls house? Did you give her a rim job or something?” - concerned friend

“No… she gave me a rim job. Why?” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Please tell me that she didn’t start making out with you immediately after.” - concerned friend

“Yes she did.” - Rusty Pontoon victim

“Oh shit, you just got Pontooned, you got Rusty Pontooned.” - concerned friend who has seen this plenty of times
by Rodney McCumberpath May 19, 2023
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