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Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.
Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.
by O. Walker October 15, 2007
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pontus

The definition of a very gay person. It is a person that is more fabulous than everyone around them and has mastered the art of blowjobs.
"Look at how he handles that cock with his mouth, he is such a Pontus!"
by Getoji May 21, 2016
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Pontius

Pontius Pilate... Somebody who allows something to happen that they could have prevented. Then they reap the benefits.

Somebody who defers responsibility for actions to somebody else and then reaps the benefits. Read the example, it makes more sense.
A: "So-and-so is going to get fired unless you say something!"
B: "That's not my responsibility"
A: "Good attitude, Pontius."
by Caz July 25, 2004
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pontus dick

You wont a big, ofc! Pontus dick i big , everyone like it. EVERYONE!! The girl wont have sex whit him every day. Beacuse he have a big dick. He have the best o the best dicks on the earht! 1 foot long
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Pontus

An handsome tall guy who plats some sort of teamsport like fotball. He’s a good looking who are kind, humble, funny and straight guy. He is a master with the ladies and always wins. He know hos to take a hit both fysical and psycholical. His has awsome music taste and his eighter rich or have a wealthy man in his family.

Pontus mean ocean just like Poseidon menas ocean. Some people’s mean that he’s sort of like a good ”legendary”. Pontus is foten mixt up with ”The man, the myth, the legend. Even if you think that when you meet a Pontus he wont confes that he is one beacuse his humble.

He has a lot of friends and girls make lines to meet him some people mesn that he’s a player/fuck bot but hes a gentleman and would never do that do to once again hes humble.

He’s also very smart like 200 IQ Einstain askt a Pontus to make his breaktrougs in his carrier. To wrap it up his a bloddy genius. And if anybody says anything else thier losers no matter what.
He’s the best person i ever meet. He,s a Pontus!!
by Awsomedude_1994 March 28, 2019
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Pontus

someone who sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much dick
you sucked my dick 535535 times now stop being a pOnTuS
by Pontus is a dciiiiiickkk March 26, 2019
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Pontus Rasmusson

Pontus Rasmusson is a swedish singer and youtuber who's REALLY attractive and i want him to rail me. He has 145 000 subscribers on his youtube channel where he mostly makes challange videos.
"Have you seen Pontus Rasmusson's new youtube video?"

"It's amazing!"
by isimpforpontus June 22, 2021
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