poomergency

A sudden, overwhelming urge to poop when there is no convenient bathroom. Poomergencies are known to occur frequently in shopping malls, while driving in the car, and at work.

I had the worst poomergency while walking my dog yesterday. I had to run into a random corner bar to use the facilities.

by Inthedoorwaylikeadream May 3, 2009

ponum

A person who can't feel there ass

sorry I cant come to the movies, I got a ponum

by Ponum June 7, 2016

Poomer

Someone who is into poo politics, or generally amused by humourous poo jokes. Can also be someone that dislikes poop.

John: "I think that the invasion of Poland by Nazi-Germany was wrong and utterly disgusting."
Poomer: "yes poopoo peepee sex big money yes?"

Anthony: "I am severely against authoritarian rule, I believe progressive states will succeed no matter the circumstance."
Poomer: "I don't like poop."

by Big poopoo peepee sex yes? December 14, 2019

Malama Pono

The way real Hawaiians say "Good-bye".

Malama Pono, have a safe trip.

by oceancats September 26, 2020

ponomo

Response from an intelligent person after listening to some stupid ass woman bragging how much her life has improved from shady behaviour. i.e taking money from a married man, getting a slip and fall insurance settlement or conning grandma.

Slippery Sue: Look at the pictures of my new apartment. Oh, that's a $1,000.00 REAL leather jacket. I'm going to this fancy spa tomorrow and....

Amused Anna: Ponomo. For awhile anyway, right, this is more than just a month thing.. huh?

by TelynAgain July 25, 2009

pondom

Overused condom. A condom used more than once.

I had so much sex last night, my pondom was dripping.

by fluentfrench April 25, 2022

Ponymale

A male who is man enough to have a ponytail and still be seen as a man.

I saw my best guy friend from primary school yesterday! He's grown a ponymale. Oh my god. Hot dayuuuumm.

by YumBear February 16, 2013