Pongoo

A gross smelly fart.

Chelsea: Ewww... did you hear Melissa pongoo!
Grecia: Yeah it smelled terrible!

by Chelissia February 15, 2009

pongo matress

a slutty house wife or young girl or sister or your mother that sleeps with a lot of pongos (army guys)
origin: petawawa/pembroke

"hey john whats it like to be married to a pongo matress"
"rob likes pongo matress"

by shawpainpleasure September 24, 2005

pogonotrophy

The act of cultivating, or growing and grooming, a mustache, beard, sideburns or other facial hair.

Sam Brinkley was perhaps the world’s greatest authority on pogonotrophy. That’s right, pogonotrophy, the science of beard growing. Sam didn't start out to be an authority. As a young man he simply became disgusted with the speed with which his beard grew. Twice a day he had to shave the stubble from his face. So, in his early twenties he got mad and quit shaving, his wife’s protests to the contrary. His beard grew and grew — down to his chest, down to his navel and down to his waist.
Scoundrels, Rogues and Heroes of the Old North State, by Dr H G Jones, 2007.

by Armywriter October 3, 2012

Ponsone

(noun)
A belly that sticks out past the point of one's erect penis. This is usually caused by a person's laziness, lack of exercise, or love of cheeseburgers.

Look at that dudes ponsone, he must love his cheeseburgers.

by SinaiSteve April 30, 2016

Pogonounios

pogonounios means a liquid that contains a concentration of glass inside it, with a cork at the top. it is not known how the liquid is able to contain the glass, let alone the cork, but the glass is a solid, this is proven when a researcher stuck her finger inside and was able to touch the glass and move through the liquid freely.

This bottle is made of liquid and somehow holds glass inside of it.

Do you mean a pogonounios?

by Doublesidedtape May 17, 2021

Ponion

Ponion
Noun
A ponion is both a potato and an onion.

John: UGHHHH!! My face looks like a potato and an onion!
Harry: Ooh so you're a ponion?

by That Emo Kid June 28, 2016

Pongos

Nickname for a boy (17-30ish )in the British Army.
Gets in fights with Matlows and/or Crabs
Likes to drink a lot and pull (snog, shag)any Shaz, Tracy or Janner they find.
A female pongo will pull any Matlows, Crabs or Pongos she can find.
Orgin "Where ever the army goes the pong goes."

"Mate did ya pull last night?"
"Yeah, 3 pongos, 2 crabs and like 5 matlows

by Eva January 7, 2004