Polite Acquaintance Zone

The proper place to consider an ex-lover after a bad break up. Should not be confused with the friend zone.

After she got over her anger about our break up, Nancy wanted to remain friends. But I think it's a better idea to keep her in my polite acquaintance zone.

by Chad Apollo September 26, 2018

political agnostic

One who is a registered voter and politically informed, but is basically indifferent and non-committal toward the popular political parties (Democrat or Republican in the US). Probably believes that the political parties are so ideologically similar and so mired in their own bureaucracy that they have outlived their usefulness. Voting straight-ticket out of allegiance to a political party would be considered heresy.

"Are you a Democrat or a Republican?"

"Neither, I'm a political agnostic."

by jugrock44 February 17, 2010

Politi-Sexual

Someone who is attracted to another based on their political beliefs.

Andy: dude there’s something about these god fearing, gun toting Republican chicks that turn me on

Greg: bro it sounds like you’re Politi-Sexual

by Sharp dressed Dan August 9, 2020

political exchange

The act of one person pooping into the ass of another individual, then, that individual poops the turd back into the 1st person's butt. This process is repeated back and forth until orgasm or election, whichever comes first.

That porno contained the dirtiest 'political exchange' I have ever witnessed.

or

The candidates sure had a heated 'political exchange' in last night's debate.

by Political Troll September 11, 2013

Shitter's Polio

When you have sat on the toilet too long and your legs go numb. When you get up to walk away, you walk away like a Polio survivor.

Cory: Dude I was shitting so long I almost fell asleep.

Kevin: Man, that's horrible!

Cory: Nah, the worst of it, I came out like I had Shitter's Polio.

by souperpig November 4, 2009

Politically Challenged

A euphemistic expression for the mentally ill who are obsessed with the views, actions and figures of one political party or political system.

The emotional attachment is so great that said person suffers from an inability to rationalize opposing viewpoints, vote for opposing candidates, etc. Further, he/she is delusional in the belief that their hyper-attention to politics is somehow healthy for them, their friends, or discourse in general.

Modeled after 'mentally challenged' and other 'challenged' as an alternative for a disability.

American cable news is so infested with nutjobs, that those networks ought to be reclassified as pornography for the politically challenged (and then scrambled for the rest of us).

by GFW_ June 18, 2011

Political Mannequin

Any politician willing and able to change his/her long-held beliefs - simply for the purposes of getting elected/re-elected.

Any person employed as a candidate for the purposes of assigning whatever political ideals that may be popular at that particular moment.

- see Mitt Romney

Mitt Romney has changed so many political positions that he seems like a Political Mannequin

by bukowsky September 16, 2012