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Pokeman

A misspelling of the word "Pokémon" that is common among older North American adults that did not grow up with video games, anime, and Japanese electronics.

Also a meme popularized by a picture of one cat holding a Game Boy Advance with a game slotted in, and telling another cat to "let me show you my pokemans".
<gnuwtey> Pokemon Diamond & Pearl, GETTO daze!
<nimda21> Hey, is that the new Pokeman game that came out?
<gnuwtey> It's "Pokemon", you know.
<nimda21> Hmm.
<gnuwtey> What's your ASL, anyway?
<nimda21> 47/m/Ohio. Why? What's yours?
<gnuwtey> *creeped out*
by Mr. Briggs November 30, 2009
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pokemanz

The proper pronunciation of "pokemon" if you happen to be Bill Cosby.
by tricky mcdickster January 14, 2009
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Related Words

pokemang

"Hey esé, I'm goin to play with my pokemang cards holmes"
by o rev May 5, 2008
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Pokèman

a man who pokes men
a maniac
the little pokèman is crazy!
by Boi On A Unicycle November 5, 2018
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Pokéfan

A pokéfan is a fan of the game series Pokemon.
Some Pokéfans are called "Genwunners" by fellow members of the fandom because of their love of the first generation games such as Red, Blue (originally known as Pokemon Red and Green in Japan) and Yellow.
by Derrrrrrrrrrr January 15, 2016
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pokeman

A worldwide mistaken word for pokemon.
Jill: I've caught a pidgey!!
Chris: What's a pidgey?
Jill: It's a pokeman!!
Olivia: No stupid it's pokeMON!!
by Caitlin13579 March 20, 2008
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PokeWanker

An alternate function for the "PokeWalker" device bundled with the new Pokemon "HeartGold" and "SoulSilver" games.

The device is a pedometer, which rewards players in proportion to the number of steps they take. Its counting function may be accelerated by rapid masturbational movements of the hand.

Caution must be taken, as prolonged auto-erotic contact of this kind may lead to contraction of the Pokerus virus, which essentially makes your dick level up faster.

Not to be confused with Pokesturbate.
PokeWanker User's Manual:
1) Strap device to hand.
2) Find Gardevoir porn.
3) Masturbate furiously.
4) Reach Level 100.
5) ?????
6) PROFIT
by P-P-P-Parkerface March 11, 2010
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