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Perfucktion 

Perfucktion is an adjective that describes someone whom you would never date, but would totally fuck if you got the chance.
Katie Holmes is perfucktion, I would NEVER date her because she's a monsoon of bitchyness; but given the chance, You bet I'd totally tap that sweet ass.
Perfucktion by Dib N. Schwab IV March 26, 2010
An truncated version of the phrase "perfectly fucked", similiar to fubar, and snafu perfucked is a situational modifier used to describe an event that ends in catastrophe, or disaster.
"At the time eating eight cupcakes in a row seemed like a good idea, but soon Wade's stomach became perfucked"
perfucked by Alex Makaryk November 7, 2007

Puckerfuck 

Someone who kisses ass to get sex. Either poorly or well.

Double meaning, much like "Aloha"
CON - "Maybe if he hadn't been such a PUCKERFUCK, He might have gotten laid"

PRO - "Maybe if had been more of a PUCKERFUCK he might of gotten laid."
Puckerfuck by Fuckin' David May 28, 2011

puckerfucker 

Look at all those puckerfuckers at the rainbow flag bar.
puckerfucker by Craig Williams October 22, 2004

perfuckyesion 

a noun:

1. The art of following and allowing your "Yes" in the most perfect way.

2. When you are in the flow of your "Yes" and life is WOW.

3. The blending of Perfection and Fuck Yes!
All of these successes and achievements are thanks to following my flow of perfuckyesion.
perfuckyesion by JWM∞ August 7, 2018
To fuck somebody with aggressive force in an attempt to show superiority over them
I so want to powerfuck that bitch at work, that would show her whose boss!
Powerfuck by Cozmoz December 18, 2009