Pokemon GO

The best way to lose weight in 2016

Pokemon Go helps you get your ass of fthe couch and catch a damn pikachu

by Alomomola December 1, 2016

Pokemon

Something that you've pretended not to like since you turned 11, yet can't deny how sick it would be if they really existed.

I don't even need an example. You know damn strait what I'm talking about. Admit it; you want a Pokemon. So do I.

So do I.

by Matt Blanchard May 22, 2008

Pokéhead

Just like a "pothead" but this one is on Pokémon. Pokéheads can be found everywhere these days with their eyes glued to their cellphones. They roam around without a care in the world about where they are and how they got there.

Look at that pokéhead, he might fell into that ditch before he becomes Pokémon Master.

by frost.bite July 18, 2016

Poképhobia

A condition not yet recognized by the American Psychiatric Association and not currently identified in the DSM-5. Wherein a sufferer develops symptoms of paranoid agoraphobia and addiction from identifying and having to fight invisible monsters that can only be found on their cell phone and require immediate catching.

I have not seen Michael in a week, I think he is suffering from Poképhobia and is too afraid to come outside of his apartment.

by Kermit-K July 13, 2016

pokemon

The greatest video game/card game/tv show of all time

Pokemon Dialogue:

You wanna go to the gym!?

Nah bro I've already got all the badges

by definitionsbytom March 4, 2013

Pokéhunt

PokeHunt is a Discord Pokémon Bot that let's It's players to Catch, Collect, Trade & Battle Pokemon within Discord while completing various types of Quests!

Robin: My nudes which I sent to miles for pokecord redeems got viral 😢
Adib: That's why you should use Pokéhunt, the one and only discord Pokemon bot that doesn't require sending nudes.

by Vorunt February 10, 2021

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl

The best games ever imo, though it uses the basic story-line for the previous 3 gen games, training, getting the gym badges, beating the elite four, and battling the champion. They were made around 2006 so they are games that NEED to have remakes, it would be amazing. Though you should also play Pokemon Platinum, the Distortion World looks fucking insane. It would look more insane in 3D though.

Pokemon Diamond and Pearl has the best music, best evil team, and the best champion, and shes really hard and really hot.
Dialga (ディアルガ) is the Temporal Pokémon and is the mascot of Pokemon Diamond, while Palkia (パルキア) the Spatial Pokémon is the mascot of Pokemon Pearl.

by EspuressoTheCoffee March 11, 2017