Pokeman

One of the many incorrect ways to say Pokemon.

Mom: Show your nice friend Billy your Pokeman collection.
Me: 1. It is pronounced Pokemon 2. I haven't liked them since I was 11.
Mom: But just yesterday you made me bring you to the store to buy a pack of Pokeman cards.
Me: Shut up mom! Not in front of my friends.

by im not a pedo May 12, 2019

pokemans

A term school bullies use when attempting to get 'nerds' to correct them.

Bully: Hey, Kid! I love Pikachu what's your favorite Pokemans?
Guy: It's PokeMON!
Bully: (laughs and runs away)

by Tmunger November 25, 2007

Pokeman

An adult manboy who has aged passed his teen years and still refuses to discard his mental and physical obsession with pokemon. These "people" are often sincerely frowned, if not deeply forehead-wrinkled, upon. If you are in any way associated with one or more of these vile creatures, it is in your best interest to immediately contact PETA as he/they are probably trying to rape your cat and/or dog, or fish and probably your rodant pets too.

Pokeman.

by Silenced Guilt December 21, 2014

pokeman

based off the pokemon hypno, it is another term for the alcoholic drink hypnotiq. Mostly said in the south side of chicago.

Yo man i gotta little dumb yesterday, i was on that pokeman son.

by Don L January 25, 2008

Pokeman

An adolescent who is still addicted to the game, Pokemon.

"Man, Timmy. Look at that Pokeman on the bench over there. He must be at least 40. And he's got Sapphire version."

"Huh?"

by TheGreatestPhoenix December 21, 2008

Pokeman

A man who is obsessed with the pokemon traing card game.

Want to come over to my house so we can play some POKEMAN!!!!

by ME May 13, 2005

pokeman

Used by people who like Digimon more... because there can only be one "mon"... and Digimon is a better more exciting show, also, digimon came out first, and all of the monsters in digimon name's end in MON.

Dude, my digimon will kick your pokeman's a$$!

by Ducko April 30, 2005