by tmbjr...representing the pokéfans out there December 21, 2003
a series of Japanese video games and related media such as trading cards and television programs, featuring cartoon monsters that are captured by players and trained to battle each other.
by random_boiz October 31, 2020
Pokémoning (also spelled "Pokemoning" without an accented e) is the act of dating multiple partners in order to collectively obtain all the desired traits that likely can't exist in a single woman or man. Named so because you "Gotta Catch 'Em All."
Woman 1: "Okay, there's my Sex Idiot, my Great Head of Hair, my Money Guy, my Dirty Hippie Hipster, my Guy To Piss Off My Parents/Black Guy, and then, there's my Old Fart."
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"
Woman 2: "Hey, are you Pokémoning?"
Woman 1: "Yeah, but my Old Fart calls it 'Great-Escaping.' But I guess there's some advantages to having an aging Squirtle around. Like, he shows me how old people used to dance, for instance."
Woman 2: "Cool!"
by M.Powell. October 19, 2012
I fucked charmander.
by cooter March 01, 2005
The reason people hate children, pokémon was invented by an asshole in Japan. It soon spread and consumed the globe more efficiently and more quickly than the bubonic plague.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
Since then, pokémon has manifested itself as a really fucking annoying television show, which is known to cause seizures, incontinence, leprosy, herpes, tourette syndrome, and demonic possesion.
guy 1"What the hell is this shit?"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
guy 2"It's pokémon,"
guy 1"That explains the seizures and leprosy"
guy 2"and my loss of control of my bowels"
by got_human? February 11, 2005
sexual attraction or a fetish towards Pokémon. may or may not include other fetishes involving Pokémon.
by Arceus777 March 27, 2014
A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.
Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.
Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.
by PKJain July 10, 2016