poet

A
Poet

Used to be
someone who
Wrote a lot of lines that rhymed & were otherwise
possessed of a musical quality that did not
necessarily require
strings or drums in the
background
& was altogether too smart for words

Now a poet is
just
someone who
fucks about with the length
of
lines
so as to make
the utterly
banal
appear to have unplumbed depths of meaning
which I suppose
is at least moderately
more
democratic

Everyone's a poet ... only they just don't know it.

by Fearman December 16, 2007

poet

a dreamer.. someone who lives life almost like a movie. or maybe someone who can rhyme all the time.

I sat on a bat cause im so fat!
Wow, your a poet and you didnt even know it!

by mackattack92255 January 18, 2006

poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

by BitchnProud May 30, 2006

POET

Piss Off Early Today

Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.

It's Friday, so I'll POET today.

by xlatia October 4, 2007

poet

a furry bitch-like creature that totally gets pissed upon daily.

i fucking HATE poet, for all of eternity!

by Sate In January 19, 2008

poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

by Max Barton June 15, 2004

poet

{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}

{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}

by Max Barton June 15, 2004