Poopterbate

When you tell everyone around you that you are going to the bathroom to poop, when all you really wanted was an excuse to beat off.

Jack - "BRB guys, I gotta take a dump"
Jill - "Whatever, he's just gonna Poopterbate"

by Michael Thayer January 5, 2008

plotterdemize

The act of going along with a conversation between 2 or more people and not really knowing what they are talking about.
The act of going along with a conversation and not actually paying attention.

I was plotterdemizing the whole time you were talking about Homecoming because I didn't go.

I just plotterdemized my way through history class.

Sorry, could you repeat that? I was plotterdemizing.

by LRMey03 September 17, 2010

The Red Plopper

Peeing, pooping and having a period at the same time

I am so sore, i had The Red Plopper last night.

by greentopdude February 15, 2018

looping plopper

A type of basketball shot that involves the ball bouncing on the rim several times before falling into the hoop. It is usually a hook shot by a center that seems lucky to go in.

Wow, what a lucky looping plopper!

Wow, that was some kind of looping plopper!

Al Horford scores most of his points off looping ploppers.

by Ripper J April 21, 2008

plopperbag

extra large bag for carrying extra large turdy wurdys.mainly for people who eat a lot of branston beans or eggs.it straps round your neck and hangs down so has not to miss any splash backs.

i,ve just ate my beans and am off now to empty my plopperbag cos its full.

by larry lesbian April 4, 2009

ploppert

When you think you're going to take a really satisfying dump but only a little nugget trickles out.

I felt like I had to take a massive shit, but all I did was ploppert.

by Jager947 July 29, 2016

Plopper

A big ass turd that is over 5 inches long and as thick as a wrist.

Man! Look at that runny wet plopper coming out of Kaitlin Bennett‘s ass!!!!

by Duckduckgoosemoose May 2, 2020