plouder

A proud and loud mother who incorrectly thinks that everyone within earshot (and beyond) wants to hear the "adorable" conversation she is having with her small, "precious" child. Plouders are particularly prevalent on airplanes.

"All I wanted to do is sleep on the plane, but instead I had to hear a plouder talk to her daughter about clouds and other boring shit. I thought about turning around and complaining, but then I would have looked like a total dick."

by hodag1966 January 31, 2014

Plaid Day

Plaid Day, May 18th, is the day where the sheer magnificence and general wonderfulness of plaid is celebrated around the world. Plaid Day is celebrated by wearing plaid on your person. Those who refuse to adorn themselves in the Sacred Flannel are duly sacrificed. Serious Plaidies indulge in tribal plaid face paint and the ceremonial burning of a kilt. Common phrases used on Plaid Day include, "I'm plaid with that," "You're TOTALLY plaiding today," and "That's SO plaid."

Jessica celebrated Plaid Day by dying her hair in plaid stripes.

by Jill Harris April 26, 2005

plaidness

when one or more in a certain party participate in the act of wearing plaid

Ryan, Katie, and Crystal have the attire of plaidness

by Cryan March 12, 2008

Plodman

The man who Plods endlessly onward, with no basic aim or principle.
His only real motivation and interest is food, and the possibility of knocking something/someone smaller than himself over.

"Hey Plodman, watch the beef!"
"Plodman, stop walking into things and destroying them"

by Loz Cook September 21, 2005

ploitics

ploitical (a discussion or debate wish is ploitic by nature)

noun

activities associated with the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of the community and all community functions and activities forwarding the rights and interests of the social group from a social and not political standpoint.

the debate and discourse concerning the organizing and managing of all social movements within the community is ploitics

by Baron Neville May 30, 2017

ploipi

A way to express being in a terrible situation. "Oh crap!" = "Ploipi!"

Ploipi I forgot to study for the test!

by pooch_gilbs September 18, 2017

PLOD

A derogative term for people who are patronising, undermine inclusion but make money with disabled people. They often present themselves as "do-gooders" when in fact they block equality and inclusion by their actions and behaviour. PLOD stands for "(Non-disabled) People Living Off Disabled people".

The social worker didn't support that we live independently and not in a care home. He is a PLOD.

by ZeldaL May 31, 2021