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a magazine that is hyped up by many, but in all actuality has minimal pornography and consists of too many advertisements.
that playboy is like 10% actual porn
Playboy by chip foos October 8, 2005
A popular magazine that features naked women & other articles of interest
Kiersten : Shit I should pose for Playboy I really need the money!
Jade : What makes you think they would want you?
Kiersten : Uh cause im hot! DUH!
Kaylee : Oh brother Steve is bragging about the inheritance his uncle left him!
Kiersten : Oh wow it's my lucky day! Hey Steve Kiersten could sure use a new car! (Wink)
Steve : Well Steve could use a new car too but all I own is a massive blow up doll collection and a big stack of Playboy's, but you could come over to my place after work and watch me fuck my dolls and jack off! (Wink)
Kiersten : God you are disgusting Fuck You!
Kaylee : Hey Kiersten you do realize the first issue of Playboy is worth like a lot of money don't you?
Kiersten : Hey Steve wait up do you need a back rub how about a blowjob?
Kaylee : God she is such a hore!
Jade : Yeah no kidding she really needs to pose for Penthouse or Hustler!
Playboy by SlopNChop August 3, 2018
It started off as just the "porn" mag(hey come on, playboy's not really porn, it's sorta like FHM - pretty girls posing naked. Penthouse is porn cause it gets all close and personal with female's erogenous zones)but now the whole company's been exploited into a lingerei, jewelery and general merchandise label. People who are over 50 really should understand that a girl wearing a diamante playboy choker or whatever is not some sort of cheap whore you indulges daily in promiscous sexual acts. She's just a chick who recognises that playboy is now a popular, fashionable label. Thanks to Playboy, buying present for groovy, funky people under 30 (no age discrimination meant, if you are over 30 and love playboy then good on you, you're part of a very cool minority group).
"Ohmigod, that is the coolest playboy bracelt/top/bag/etc! Where did you get it?"
playboy by ice_berg September 12, 2004
A popular mens magazine also known as the "poor man's internet"
That dude's so po', he gotta git his porn from da playboy.
playboy by the_writer_side June 22, 2004
A magazine guys read for the tantilizing articles.
Playboy article: "10 Things Guys should know about what Woman are Thinking"
Playboy by Taintfuck September 27, 2004
1. the best magazine 4 guys tryin 2 get horny
2. the magazine your dad gets n hides under his bed that you always steal
tim wuz up late cummin while readin his playboy
playboy by fookme fookyou June 12, 2003