Plaster face

Plaster face is a female who has too much foundation makeup on her face you can't recognize the person. or A girl who hides her ugliness with foundation makeup.

"Look at this plaster face chick, she looks like she got a mask on!" " This girl is wearing too much makeup, she looks like a plaster face." "You know ugly girls put on the plaster face!"

by Willie T.664 January 19, 2023

Plaster my hallway

Asking some one for anal sex.

I need a good reliable man to plaster my hallway!

by Special_k_1969 April 23, 2023

Plaster Paint

Code word for 'masturbate' often used in hallways, near lockers, or when mothers are listening in to conversations.

Dude, my mom walked in on me while I was plaster painting last night!!!!

by Billy-Joe Lee Thorton February 17, 2004

plaster of paris

The hardened, odiferous coating that forms on the penis subsequent to removal from a vagina containing a severe yeast infection. See, also, plaster of penis, karole, puga diet.

Black BF: "Sheeit beatch, u'all got me da plaster of paris dick again. yo, shnizzle."
karole: "Please stop complaining; none of the other guys on the team seemed to mind."
Black BF: "Fuck u, ho! I be puttin' it fo da sauce on u popeye chicken den."
Karole: "Oh Deshawndrel, u so fine!"

by Deshawndrel August 9, 2008

plaster climbing

Climbing where the only equipment or supplies carried is a bottle of booze, carried in hand. Must be performed outside, with every member of the group completely smashed. Survival should come as a surprise.

Plaster climbing sounds like a good idea after a few days of drinking, and only then.

by Phil Ski July 16, 2006

plaster cast

a big, hot 'n' heavy article of healing that most people assume is for broken bones. In reality, it is something to be worn on your right leg to the knee for four months after surgery when you've taken out a garbage back with a huge piece of broken glass in it, banged said garbage bag into your leg, and severed your achilles tendon (and have to miss all the swimming for the entire summer). You will recognize a 'plaster cast' by the painting on it of a small little dachshund known as kira.

Jerk on the street: Hey, nice plaster cast - I can tell by the kira painting. But why the hell are you wearing that heavy artwork all summer long?

by sea ryder September 8, 2008

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016