Pangkles

The wonderfully painful yet pleasurable act of modifying your body to fit the shape and size of a single pringle, then inserting yourself into a can full of them.

Juan: "Hey, wanna go for a good game of pangkles?"
Brian: "Nah, last time I tried that I got stuck in a sour cream pringles can for 6 days."

by schmeckledorf'd December 21, 2016

pangranised

Withered, gnalred or otherwise deformed in some way.

Brian's prolonged exposure to the reactor core had left him with a severely pangranised head and upper body.

by Ming64 September 14, 2016

Pang-pong

A country way of saying ping-pong

I played Pang-pong on a pang-pong team

by Game mode 0 September 13, 2016

phangirl

phangirl is a definition for a girl obsessed with youtubers danisnotonfire/dan howell and amazingphil/phil lester

usually also ships them

phangirl 1: oh my god did you see dan and phil's new video yesterday?
phangirl 2: of course i did, did you notice the way dan stared at phil? they totally have something going on!
phangirl 1: oh my god YES!!

by twenty one phan July 16, 2015

phangirling

Phangirling is when you're overwhelmed with so many Phan (danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil ship) feels that you just can't and you sort of have a spaz attack on the floor

"Did you see the Dan and Phil selfie?"
"Yes I'm Phangirling so hard right now"

by Elliesnotonfire April 13, 2014

Pangolin

A short-legged mammal covered in razor-sharp scales which can roll into a ball when it feels threatened; i.e., basically the coolest animal in the universe.

"Pangolins are like if an anteater, an armadillo, and a pine cone all had a baby together." -- an apt description

by Prite June 21, 2009

Pangloss

The philosopher in Voltaire's Candide. He believes "All is for the best in this best of all possible worlds." Even as he suffers horribly throughout the book, he stands by this concept. By the end of the book, though, he admits "he asserted it still, but he no longer believed it."

See also: panglossian

Bob thinks there's some good that will come out of him failing his English test. He's such a Pangloss. He can't accept it might just be bad.

by alas poor yorick September 19, 2007