ploned

To be fucked by unscaleable web services.

Bob: "I took a new job without asking about their environment. I got ploned."

Joe: "Move them off that unscaleable pile of rat feces!"

by libkeiser February 27, 2009

Powned

The incorrect way to pronounce "pwned". The actual way to pronounce it is "pawned", as the O is being REPLACED by the P, as opposed to being latched on to the front of the word.

Guy 1: You got powned!
Guy 2: It's pawned or pwned..

by 5449 June 2, 2009

plowed

Drunk as hell

I got plowed last night at a party.

by Flaz May 5, 2003

pjowned

Another form of the word pjwned

Jeez, I got pjowned by that l33t h@x0r

by Irving Scott September 24, 2005

Powned

To smack someone with your dick. Mainly across the face. then instantly saying powned.

*smacks guy with dick* you say "POWNED!".

by Derikk October 9, 2008

plowed

When you're just standing there and someone sticks his penis in your butt.

I was just brushing my teeth and my boyfriend totally plowed me. It was awesome. And surprising.

by Cuddly Cumtwat February 9, 2010

powned

It derives from being “owned” in an online FPS game, like DOOM or QUAKE.

If someone frags you, esp. quickly, they consider you “owned”. If they type “owned” in the text message box too quickly (because they’re too busy shooting stuff), they hit the “p” key instead of the “o” key, because those keys are spatially local, and they end up typing “pwned”. Eventually, “pwned” became more popular to type than “owned”.

I totally p0wned those rebels!

by Bruce October 8, 2004