Ass pilates

A stretching exercise one does with their asshole to re-tighten it from all that anal/gay sex one has been having.

Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.

by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008

pilates

The latest set of exercises that can make you look really good if you work at them dilligently and suffer through some pain, but are marketed as "easy" and "fun" in books and videotapes for the 25-50 female crowd.

Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.

by jules X January 24, 2004

Pixelated bukkake

The ability to see the shimmer of numerous beefy loads on one recipient - see cum dumpster,thanks to high definition video.

I saw every ounce of spunk thanks to that amazing "pixelated bukkake".

by Pauilewogs November 2, 2014

pixelated bukkake

Casually checking urban dictionary while playing Cards Against Humanity

"Dude what the hell are anal beads"
"I just pixelated bukkaked it"

by The Coolest Kid on the Block December 23, 2013

Pixelate it

Putting an image on a digital monitor for your visual confirmation, pleasure, etc.

-"Hey Boo, I just got a tattoo on my breast."
-"Oh, yeah? Pixelate it."

-"Doctor! My herp is flaring up again!"
- "Nurse, can you please pixelate it for me?"

-"Son, when I was your age we used to masterbate to Playboys."
-"That must have been rough! Nowadays, they pixelate it."

-"I want to have cyber sex with you."
-"Pixelate it."

by Amphiobnoxious March 1, 2010

Pilates in a Supermarket

You lost the frickin game you weiner, that's what it means. It means your mom. Oh speaking of her, can you ask herr to bring my wallet back home, I left it on her dresser after she sucked my toes.

Fricker: Yo, she was doing Pilates in the Supermarket
Me: No way dude, that's lit
Fricker: Yeah, and then she sucked my toes after wards
Me: No way, I need to talk to this Pilates in a Supermarket
Fricker: No way, give me 30 bucks
Me: Uh no

LOVE ME ALEX

by This is Karen, an anti-vax mom May 9, 2019

arse pilates

the act of focussing pilates exercises on the anal region, has many strange side effects. A kind of rectal prolapse.

"My girlfriend was practising her arse pilates when the next thing I know, there's shit flying all over the room and her small intestine is hanging out over the bed."

by The Sandy Vagina Man May 6, 2005