pitching a tent

This my children is code name for i got a boner.The word is used to discribe the way pants go up looking like a tent when you get a boner.

I was looking at porn the other day and i started pitching a tent

by {JLS} June 07, 2009

pitching a tent

he pitched a tent when he heard i gave someone a blowjob

boner woody pitching a tent

by Amy Dillbutt October 07, 2007

Pitching The Tent

the act of hammering a large metal rod into ones anus.

Honey, you have been ignoring me lately. so tonight i am Pitching The Tent.

by pimp daddy johnson July 08, 2010

"Pitched a Tent"

1)waking up to a pelvic "Tee Pee" due to a sleeping Hard on. 2) when you wife decides to sleep with her knees bent vertically (sit up position, knees up, back down) thus creating a tent like structure with the sheets causing you to freeze your balls off and wondering why you feel a breeze.

1)"Damn, we went camping and mathew "Pitched a tent" in his sleeping bag!"

2)Awake in the middle of the night, freezing, and notice your wife, spouse , girl friend pitching a tent with her knees.

by Chicopee Greg November 01, 2007

pitching a tent

See Omar-the-tent-maker.

Reverend Leroy wished he'd worn his vestment as he popped a Woodrow and began pitching a tent while he preached a sermon on the evils of homosexuality to the assembled congregation.

by harry flashman July 16, 2003

Pitch a tent

A phrase used to introduce into a conversation a sexual reference by using camping euphemisms. This method is usually used by trombonists with the name Des who, due to their constant right-handed pumping action on "the bone" have an inherent inability to manage their sexual innuendo.

I think I'll pitch a tent in that car park over there. (Where car park may refer to an unusually large or cavernous playing area).

by Word Smyth 101 January 06, 2014

pitching a tent

What Sherman did after he saw Ms.Spall walking down the hall calling his name.

Sherman's Captin hook came alive after ms.spall called his name.

by Andrew Miller June 05, 2003