Pitching A tent

Pretty much a boner

He was pitching a tent when he saw her in that bikini

by Dicksuckinghoe September 19, 2018

Pitching the tent

When someone gets a boner and it causes their pants to perk up in a tent like shape

I couldn’t come up in front of the class because I was accidentally pitching the tent

by Fusion_Hf April 17, 2019

Pitching a tent

The act of getting an unexpected erection typically caused by the sight of a beautiful girl.

He looked at his phone and ended up pitching a tent!

by Motomusic May 31, 2019

Pitching a Family Tent

Having a larger than normal erection due to the fact you would like to start a family and have a life with your partner. This is often because you are head over heels in love with the person and see beauty in everything they do.

Six months into knowing Yuki, Alexander is more in love than he ever was. When she walked in the room he began Pitching A Family Tent, knowing that they weren't about to just have sex; they have sex with their future in mind.

by HeWhoHasStolenTheFire March 6, 2024

pitchin a tent

get a boner, hard on

i saw kelly in gym today and i was pitchin a tent

by Anonymous November 14, 2002

pitchin a tent

when a male of the human race and his erect penis makes the sheets look rather like a tent

it totally sucks when you pitch a tent while being in bed with other men

by Captain Mutorcs March 29, 2005

Pinching the Tent

When one puts his hands in his pockets and covers his genitals, to hide an erection.

John was Pinching the Tent all during his presentation today

by Kyyrro June 10, 2015