pistake

noun. A mistake based on a taking of the piss. See take the piss, taking the piss, pistaken

"Did you really think he was going to give you 100 quid for nothing? That must be a pistake - he's not even worth 100 quid"

by natushka March 12, 2005

pisslates

The ability to effectively engage your core muscles when drunk so as to avoid injury.

After a few too many fat lambs, Madi used her pisslates skills to avoid a nasty fall as she descended the stairs at her formal.

by Smooax September 1, 2020

actual pisstake

When something happens that is a absolute joke and makes you wanna die

Omg ella is an actual pisstake

by Mazyyy February 28, 2018

pisstress

1. extreme urinary urgency and fear of possible incontinence.
2. anxiety re to: urinary drug screening

I felt brief pisstress, when I realized the bathroom door lock was jammed.

by sageAvice October 4, 2011

pisstake

An adjective describing something which is ridiculously easy.

That exam was a pisstake.

by Furtzy April 28, 2010

pisstiest

The most drunk person in the gang

Abigail is pisstiest!!

by piss_head May 2, 2005

pisstiester

Even more pissed than the pisstiest in the gang

kelly was pisstiester than abby

by piss_head May 2, 2005