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doom pile

The one and only ADHD method of organisational mess piles.

A pile of objects which have no place to be put, or end up there out of not bothering to put them somewhere better. Generally speaking, ADHD havers tend to have (or usually have) a doom pile or two. A doom pile may be random objects along with important things you don't want to misplace.

This can be an organised mess, but more often than not, is just a bunch of things piled. The owner of such a pile, however, often knows where a few of the things kept in the pile are at all times. Things will still go missing in doom piles no matter how well you try to manage such a pile.

WARNING: May be decluttered if suddenly you are drawn to cleaning for a 1-6 hour time period, possibly procrastinating from another more urgent task.
"Wow, there's a lot of stuff on this shelf! Is that the earring you lost behind that mug?"
"Ah, you found one of my doom piles. Yes, that does appear to be it, thanks!"
by nonexistentapricot January 29, 2022
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Horse Pile

An absolutely massive mound of dump as if a horse had shat
"Ya'll see Kaitlyn Bennett pass out at that party and Horse Piled"
by Slim Bean June 19, 2020
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booty pipe

what dcigs calls your ass tube.
I have a piece of shit coming out my "booty pipe".
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steaming pile of shit

A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
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Tombstone Pile-driver

When giving your ho a standing 69 just before you cum pull out shoot her in the eye and tombstone the bitch straight to hell.
I was enjoying some sweet stand up 69 with Gill last night, got my nut off and then hit the best tombstone Pile-driver since Wrestlemania 13. Rest. In. Peace.
by Rob21920 May 1, 2018
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iceberg pile-driver

The receiver floats in a briskly cool body of water. The nipples must be fully erect prior to this maneuver. Meanwhile, the penetrator begins to climb upon any platform at least three meters above the surface level of the water. A perfectly timed dismount from the elevated surface will result in a deep, powerful insertion.
With Rose's body lying in the Atlantic Ocean, Leonardo performs the ultimate iceberg pile-driver from the upper deck of the Titanic
by daddydev October 11, 2013
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smoke the peace pipe

A metaphor that means to end a dispute, reach a treaty, or plainly speaking, make peace with an opponent. Draws from the Native American tradition of smoking the calumet as a sign of a treaty between warring chiefs.
I have never really seen eye to eye with Bob on budget allocations, but today we could smoke the peace pipe.
by killerdove November 20, 2011
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