Painful

Intense pain, next level of pain.

Pissing Saints off could be very painful.

by Saints October 19, 2003

Painfully perfect

Someone who is so perfect but you can't tell them for some reason

"That girl is painfully perfect!"

"What does that mean!?"

"It means I think perfect but it's painful that I can't tell her I think it"

by The forgotten one September 2, 2014

Genuinely painful understanding

An understanding of a concept so strong that you have a disturbing understanding of it, no no no you don't get it like I mean someone can still know about it, but not know as much as you do, usually in a depressing "oh godi get it now" sort of manner, the more of this painful knowledge is amassed the worse ones mind becomes.

gary: oh god i understand.

larry: why what?

gary: the full saying isn't blood is thicker than water.

larry: what do you mean

gary: its "the blood of the covenant is thicker then the water of the womb"

larry: and that bad because?

gary: everyone thinks that blood relatives are more important

than friends because some fucker wouldn't say the full thing.

larry: oh god.

gary: this is a Genuinely painful understanding of the world as i know it.

by steve man mcgee February 8, 2022

pingulation

a computer term meaning slow ping response times

What's up with the Internet being slow? I'm showing heavy pingulation!

by topher27 April 20, 2007

Painful Orgasm

painful orgasm = orgasming when cramping at the same time, creating a strong feeling of pain and pleasure, afterwards leaving only slight pain

After masturbating for some time to ease her cramps, sally had a painful orgasm.

by Emilychan666 June 28, 2010

painfulpvp

a cringy faggot with oversized glasses

I like to sing bob the builder I'm painfulpvp

by PainfulCringe September 19, 2017

The painful parrot

Basically any sex position can be used but anytime your partner says anything you repeat it in a parrot voice then slap your partner in the face... That also applies for your partners exclamation of pain and their repeated pleas for you to stop slapping them

Sketch: My girl said she wanted to try something new so I surprised her with the painful parrot.

Jeremy: How did that go?

Sketch: I'm now single.

by sirsketchalot July 16, 2017