Pinched Up

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.

Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.

by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009

pinched face

Someone who looks like they had their faced pinched together with a giant hand. Pinched nose and sloping forward face.

Hey, look at that lady with the pinched face. She looks like an elf.

by hugedumps October 8, 2005

Pinched to Hell

When you get absolutely blasted with Marijuana.

Gonna get pinched to hell tonight!

by Moistqueen69 March 17, 2021

Name Pinched

Date a boy or girl with same name as your ex, then break up with them and hurt them like your ex did to you.

Madison broke up with me on my birthday so I name pinched this new girl and I did the same to her.

by ItzWill September 24, 2019

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

clock pinched

whistle bit
caught between the hour hand and the minute hand

we got clock pinched for lunch

by duckmans December 2, 2011

half pinched

Cutting off a shit halfway either in a hurry or to save time.

Bill’s friends were going to leave without him, so he half pinched his turd to get out in time.

by Arabian Goggles January 31, 2021