A male ass-tongue artist, oftentimes swiping at random assholes with his tongue and immediately running as fast as he can away from the scene.
Dale: Yo, Cecil, are you in the mood to surprise Daniel with one of your patented 'rim job ronnies'?
Cecil: Negative, Dale; my feet are too sore from performing a risky rimjob ronnie ast night.
Dale: lick my asshole, chump. NOW!!
Cecil: Negative, Dale; my feet are too sore from performing a risky rimjob ronnie ast night.
Dale: lick my asshole, chump. NOW!!
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 16, 2017