Angry Pinata

The act of blowing your load on your girl's face, then creating the papier-mache effect on her face with colorful crepe paper, and then you spin around three times and try to hit her with a bat.

Jim: Jack, why are you buying a baseball bat when you don't play baseball?

Jack: Well Jim, I am trying the Angry Pinata on the wife tonight...

Jim: Oh wow, you are going to need some colorful paper too!

by They Call Me Stallion October 28, 2015

freedom pinata

n. An Iraqi improvised explosive device (IED) that misses its intended target and is not, therefore, officially counted as an incidence of violence towards US Forces. Because maybe it's just how the Iraqis celebrate their wonderful new democracy, and wasn't really meant to hurt anyone.

An IED that doesn't involve US personnel? That's not an act of violence, that's a Freedom Pinata.

(Seen on fark.com)

by SkidMarkyMark December 7, 2006

Viva Pinata

A drug in the form of digitalized happiness and cuteness, side effects include blindness, thanks to the fact that every single color is bright and cheerful, and staring at it for to long can do serious damage to your retinas but also cure depression.

Jeremy: I have depression and perfect eyesight...

Tina: You should try Viva Pinata!

Jeremy 2 weeks later: I have eternal happiness and joy, and singed retinas! YAAAAAAAYYY!!!

by Invisible_Bunny December 17, 2008

Ghetto Pinata

A term coined by Ben Adelman in his article '5 Ridiculous Attempts at Crime Fighting that Actually Worked.' A Ghetto Pinata is a person on and in which you can find an excessive amount of drugs.

"Harry was a veritable ghetto pinata--just absolutely stuffed to bursting with his beloved crack cocaine." (Adelman, Ben)

by Megdoll August 3, 2010

Porcelain Pinata

When you take a crap and it is so long that it tips forward and hits the back of your sack.

"I just had a porcelain pinata experience"

by Wolverine3307 December 20, 2012

street pinata

A parking meter that is in the process of being beaten with a baseball bat or other blunt object, for the purpose of breaking it open and stealing the change inside.

Get my bat, I'm in the mood for a street pinata.

by DwarZZ December 26, 2005

human pinata

when a Mexican midget eats a lot of candy. Then he dances until he throws it up.

Yesterday at the club, I saw a human pinata.

by PapaALiu September 8, 2013