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Pimpology

pimpology refers to the state of the art of understanding the female psyche to the point of being able to "pimp" them, and that the man ( or woman ) with the ability to control and manipulate a woman through her choice of prostitution is one who has a degree in pimpology.

The philology and etymology of the psychology of pimpology, which more often than not is a soliloquy between the supposed pimpologist and their idealized personality:
This phrase references a time when blacks and others in America were denied formal education and thusly making money was hard scrabble, yet a form of higher learning in its own right, yet working class and poor cultures are seldom afforded degrees or honors of any kind, and thus the word pimp added to ology makes the word pimpology, as a counterbalance to the formal education degrees and studies of " psychology" or "entymology", or "biology" , etc.
When explaining the pedigree of ones pimpology the old school code was to tell where one is from by noting in explanation where one got ones degree, which was a signifier of social status, and also the depth of ones pimp studies:
i.e. if one got their pimpology from somewhere in George Bush's Texas,or Dubuque, Iowa, it was a bogus degree, because the ignorance and racism that permeates that culture does not allow for a deep understanding of women, whereas if one got their degree in Chicago Illinois like Flood did, then it is a highly prized degree, because the windy city is a fertile and competitive training ground for hard knocks, and serious pimpology.
" Man you really macked the shit out of that bitch, she gave you some mad cash! Where did you get your degree?"
" I got my degree in pimpology at the University of Chicago."
by taoteqingren November 21, 2005
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Pidookie

(Puh-Doo-Key) v.

The act of having to deficate and urinate simultaneously.

(having to shit and piss at the same time)
Person one: Man, After I ate those taco's and drank that large coke, I think I gotta......

Person two: "Pidookie"?

Person one: Yea!
by Spurpulron January 31, 2009
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Piyoosh Piyoosh

A random annoying phrase in Hindi designed to calm someone down in a patronizing manner. The phrase was originally coined by a Sikh college student by the name of Gulkamal Singh in India in 2001 as his characteristic phrase while attempting to parody a saint (In India every saint has their own characteristic phrase – like “shanti shanti” i.e. – peace peace). The phrase quickly became popular among the college students an is presently used among several youths in India
Asshole: Hey Dick - lets blow up the world.
Dick: J nai nai Piyoosh Piyoosh (translation: no no Piyoosh Piyoosh). You should not indulge in such activities.

The word Piyoosh can be used to represent anything in an annoying way for example:

Gay man looking at a man's big dick: Wow – thats a fine Piyoosh you got there.
by Gulkamal Singh January 26, 2008
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PIOOYA Method

Coming up with something that is not based on facts or is made up on the fly to convince others that the originator knows what he/she is talking about.
Because Bill didn't know the explanation for why his car was in the front yard, he utilized the PIOOYA method to ensure his wife didn't make him sleep in the basement for the next two weeks.
by TheGuide99 August 24, 2010
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pimposity

1. the amount of pimpness one has
2. the trait of pimpness
3. anything pertaining to the amount of pimpness one has
1. Tommeh has such pimposity, it's scary.

2. Fear my pimposity...biotch!
by Tom Waldrop September 9, 2003
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pirooz

You will be "Pirooz" in your battle or even: "Nowrouz" Pirooz ....
by Pirooz July 18, 2004
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pimpobat

An item, usually resembling a baseball bat, used by pimps to beat hookers who don't pay their dues.
Skarla didn't pay Huggy Bear his money, so Huggy Bear beat her with a pimpobat.
by N-Ly August 23, 2006
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