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The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009
An overpowering longing for something/someone especially when two lovers are apart.
James is pining for the Michelle's touch.
Pining by shuft April 10, 2006
Ignoring someone/ not replying back
Oi Eric stop pieing that girl that's trying to speak to you
Pieing by Lisa073627 February 27, 2017

Karl Pilkington 

Producer of London Radio Station XFM. Occasionaly mentioned in comedian Ricky Gervais' live stand-ups and is a discovered talent by comedy writers Gervais and Merchant. Often subject to fair bullying for having an odd-shaped head.
"That Karl Pilkington - the baldy manky roundy headed fella."

"Alrite?"
A plingus is what you get when you combine a plumbo and a mingus.
She fricked my plingus last night until it ejected multiple mumblii.
plingus by Bigbootybuttholechuggin69 December 30, 2016
A Peiling is a kind person who would offer help and support to their friends and family selflessly. She is sometimes completely clueless to the going-ons around her, which only adds to her cuteness. She is honest to a fault and steadfast in her beliefs. Her hardworking nature makes her a brilliant teammate.
“I am so grateful I have you Peiling”
“Peiling got that cake tho”
Peiling by acashewnamedwalnut September 23, 2020