Pidged

When your invite your Hebrew friend round and he tries to heeb up your Catholic child

Omg ben has pidged my boy. Quick love check he still has his foreskin

by Things that annoy me 161 February 19, 2019

pidge

A northern term for ones cock.

Fucking hell, I'm so horny right now I think I'm gonna go and chubb my pidge.

by Hoffpants August 3, 2011

pidge

a small pigeon looking boy, willing to befriend and use "it"

jow "look over there! its a pidge!"
the pidge "im gunna use it!!"

by jowie s December 20, 2007

pidge

short scarf, knitted or crocheted. usually about 8" long and buttons around the neck

This pidge will keep the winter wind from blowing in my collar

by akaRosella September 30, 2009

Pidged

To be drunk.

My dear man, I have had a number of gin and tonics and am absolutely pidged!

by youngtory March 30, 2009

pidge

A noun meaning the diminuitive form of the word "pudge", usually a slight protrusion of belly fat but not so much as to deem someone as "pudgey".

Fat around your back, or "back biscuits" can also be referred to as "bidge" if it is slight, or "budge" if in excess.

The substitution of "u" with "i" to create diminutive versions also applies in the following cases: smudge, fudge, drudge, nudge, judge, crud, etc.

To denote a state in between large and small, an "a" may be substituted in place of "u" or "i" as is the case in "padge." To achieve the superlative, substitute the letter "o" as in "podge", pronounced with a short "o" sound as in "dot".

"Although the physical trainer was hot and clearly inshape, he did have a slight pidge where his six-pack abs ought to have been."

by mmmitty February 2, 2010

pidge

an complete star, comes up with completely random things and always makes me laugh no matter what, he is always happy and always smiling and laughing. keep smiling babe xxxxx

hope you still smiling :p

by Lottie March 18, 2004