Pinot-faux

1) a toast meaning to lose all our inhibitions on the journey to a state of inebriation
2) A drunk who has lost all inhibitions

1). Man buys his friends a round at the bar and toasts them: "Pinot-faux"

2) "Can you believe this fucking Pinot-faux just felt my wife's breast"?

by Rolee January 2, 2017

pinot pussy

the phenomenon of a woman getting thirstier for dick/pussy when she drinks wine (esp red wine)

Damn homie, Mary is drinking a lot. You might have a chance if she gets pinot pussy.

by thedonutsquad June 23, 2017

Pinot Bomb

If you hate money, then stop reading now. If you love money and realize that it CAN buy happiness ,then this is the cocktail for you. Blend 8oz of Pinot (Grigio...Noir is for poor people) with 1 1/2 oz of Jägermeister. Enjoy.

Me: "3 Pinot Bombs Please"
Bartender: " What the hell is that"
Me: "Sorry for partying, you obviously hate money"

by strongo May 27, 2010

PicoTard

A scale of Tard beyond comprehension of most people (excluding Yanks). On a scale of 1-10 a Pico Tard is an immeasurable number, some scientists predict the number may have a 4 in at one point, although this is mere speculation.

That Frank is such a PicoTard the other day he blew his nose on a goat.

by mortensent April 11, 2005

pinotzzo

Italian for the word "penis"

That girl bit my pinotzzo!!!

by Magnificent Marco September 16, 2008

Pinot Pounder

The act of chugging a glass of Pinot Grigio, therefore pounding its contents.

We'll we're celebrating your birthday, lets get a round of Pinot Pounders.

by DirkD1ggler September 9, 2016

pichote

It's the Cale verdian version of penis. It can be very funny to use at school cause teacher don't understand and can't look it up cause it's made up. But the creator BRICE PIERS is from Cape Verde.

HEY MY PICHOTE IS BIGGER THAN YOURS.

PIIIIIIIIIICHOTE!!!!! Teacher:Hey stop that

by TheONETruePICHOTE August 14, 2017