Paitao

To agree on a plan with your friends and not showing up, giving some shitty reason or none at all

It's already 8 and Kolin's not here... Looks like he paitao us again, what's new...

by Ghalgrivo October 9, 2016

pataphor

A metaphor that creates its own context.

Dude, you're so out there you're speaking in pataphor(s).

by Pat M456 June 29, 2007

Albondiga con patas

A fat ass person resembeling an ALBONDIGA meat ball that has no other choice than to be round, fat and lardy.

Pobrecita/o, parece una albondiga con patas!!!

by Di no A April 24, 2006

paatant

A common name for a young, prepubescent child, who begs his/her parents for money, so he can buy accounts for the MMORPG, known as "Runescape"

Brownie: Dude, Anthony is such a paatant
sword-ace: yeah, man, he sucked my dick for 5 dollars, so he could buy more accounts.

by Brownie12149 December 2, 2007

Paata

A form strong male, kind, intelligent and smart, he’s every woman’s dream guy. His knowledge of how to handle a woman in the bedroom adheres many of them to him, did I mention he’s also a rich and has a 45 inch horse cock

I need an Paata in my life

That Paata guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night

by fw0m November 22, 2021

pataganda

Untruths said by patricks. Similar to propaganda but specific to pats.

-"Dude pat told me he scored rampantly this summer".

- "Bro dont listen to that pataganda he did nothing of the sort".

by soccerfan123 August 31, 2009

Patapon

Patapons are black and white creatures with a large single eye. The Patapon were a flourishing people until they were defeated by the Zigoton Empire. They began a journey to Earthend to gaze upon IT, and are attacked by their enemies along the way. They march to the drumbeat 'pata pata pata pon,' and attack to the drumbeat 'pon pon pata pon.'

Upon hearing the drums, the Patapon awoke from their slumber and grabbed their spears, ready to fight for the journey to Earthend.

by CrimsonFox May 5, 2009