Pootardy

When you're shitting your guts out after eating the school lunch and can't make it to class in time.

Steve didn't listen when I told him not to eat the shiny roast beef and now he's pootardyfor class.

by asteamsd March 30, 2014

Potard

Someone who recklessly posts fake news on social media without fact checking.

You're posting fake news again Potard.

by DAaveC May 22, 2018

Protard

Countable common noun: Protard(s): (pro-tard)- A name given to supporters of retards or special-education people

Person A: Haha! Look he has drool on his chin!

Person B: Quit make fun of the person!

Person A: Your a Protard.

by Shard Dardedar December 9, 2009

protard

One who acts as both a professional and retard, thus is professionally retarded.

George W. Bush is the ultimate protard.

by winnie1493 January 8, 2009

potard

poser/retard

Your such a potard!

by allie September 5, 2003

Protarded

When someone thinks they’re so good at something they could make the competitive scene/ profit off their skills (mostly video games) when in reality they’re literal dog water.

Dude that girl we were playing Valorant with earlier was so protarded, I don’t know how she thinks she is good.

by PoggersGuys August 2, 2021