plops

A type of rectal excretion that leaves the body with great force, excessive gaseousness, and copious amounts of fecal liquids.

That hot sauce really messed me up! First thing the next morning, I hit the toilet with a harsh case of the plops.

by terminal2 February 4, 2008

Phophylactic

Sentence Enhancer- used to make any word or set of words more exciting or can be used to replace a group of words or emotions. Can be negative or positive depending on the tone of voice.

Derrivatives: phophylacticly, phophylactical

"I'm not happy, I'm Phophylactic!" - Snoop Dog playing "Jeffrey" in Doggy Fizzle Televizzle

Q- How are you feeling?
A- Phophylactic!" -positive

Q- How are you feeling,
A- Im phophylactic, just leave me alone. -negative

King Kurry VII - How was the test?
Beanerous Brokus I - It was phophylactic -negative
----or----
Beanerous Brokus I- It was phophylacticly bad - negative but used as adjective

by Beanerous Brokus I July 15, 2006

Phosisticated

Someone who speaks beyond their knowledge, one who is trying too hard to be smart.

PRONOUNCED: FOE-SIS-TUH-KAYT-EDD

Person A: Damn that stupid bitch in class just keeps on talking, everyone knows she's wrong, but she just keeps fuckin talkin...

Person B: yeah, that bitch is just bein a phosisticated ass muthafucka

Person A: fasho fool.

by SNAPESSUCKLINGSAVAGE November 10, 2009

Poopscapade

multiple poops coming out in a short period of time.

after drinking many pbr's the previous night, i went on a intense poopscapade the following morning.

by M&Attack April 11, 2010

Phosing

Phone Posing. Pretending to use your cell phone to avoid a certain situation.

Guy 1: I ran into that girl the other day.
Guy 2: Did you say anything to her?
Guy 1: No way. I started phosing so she never approached me.

by ManKitten November 5, 2010

Illudium Phosdex

The shaving cream atom, supplies of which become dangerously low on Earth in the 24th & 1/2 century, necessitating a mission by Duck Dodgers to claim Illudium Phosdex-rich Planet X in the name of Earth.

Not to be confused with its unstable isotope Illudium Pew-36

"Try new Pheno-Barbasol with the healing power of Illudium Phosdex"

by Obbens November 1, 2006

Phoosh

Greater than love, commonly used by my science teacher, Mr. Allen, and his wife. Phoosh is the answer to everything and there's nothing more powerful.

"Are you in love?" "No, I think I phoosh-ed"

by AntiPawPatrolPatron September 23, 2019