Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop
Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>
Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?
Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.
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The act of using a telephone and the restroom simultaneously. Essentially "phoning" from "The Throne".
Weasel: I was going to call Sandy, but I wonder if she would be phroning me...
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Get the pooning mug.The act of inserting your finger into a hole of a man's/woman's body (doesn't matter what hole it is) and saying: "E.T. phone home".
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