Phoner

When your phone is in your pocket and it's placed in a way that it looks like you have a boner

"Is that a phoner or are you just happy to see me."
"Shut the fuck up frank"

by dopeturtle May 20, 2015

Phoner

A bulge in one's pants coming from the pocket region caused by a large cellular phone or very tight pants.

Please tell me that's only a phoner.

by Phoner Phobia August 14, 2008

Phoner

A Phoner is an awkward boner resulting from accidentally leaving your phone sitting on your junk. When someone subsequently calls, the vibration leads to a Phoner.

Bzzz bzzz bzzz.
John: Dude why the hell do you have a boner right now?
Alex: Someone called me three times and I was too lazy to move. Now I have a massive Phoner.
John: ....

by phoners4days November 29, 2013

Phoner

When a phone, typically a cellular phone, is in a mans front pocket near his penis and a woman sees it and mistakes it for a boner.

"Wow your boner is huge", "no its just my phoner."

by eke_2010 May 12, 2009

Phoner

A interview with a major media outlet. Almost always done on an Iphone. As to show up other people.

Sue- "I've got a phoner in a bit. That's lingo for an interview with a major media outlet. I'll probably do it on my Iphone."

by Brad1497 September 29, 2009

Phoner

When your phone moves itself awkwardly towards your penis in your pocket.

"Dude, fix your pockets man, I can totally see your phoner"

by That one girl over there. October 20, 2009

phoner

When your phone lodges in your breeches at an awkward or uncomfortable angle, causing a suspicious bulge in the crotchal region. It does not necessarily mean your pants are too tight (a common misconception),and can usually be explained away or even pointed out for a laugh.

Tod: umm... hey, buddy, look south.

Me: Jesus! Dude, i swear it's just a phoner.

or....

"Hey, Everybody, CHECK OUT MY PHONER!"

by youcancontactme August 13, 2008