Phoma

Phoma

Noun. A state where one is deeply engrossed in activity on their phone, to the exclusion of all else around them.

Phone / coma

‘You won’t get any sense out of Seth. He’s in a phoma’.

by Axel J April 21, 2019

Pholas

A South African term for Relax. Don’t sweat. Don’t tatazel, just zazazel.

E joe, stop what you are doing, Pholas. Don’t lack, Don’t tatazel. Take it easy boy, there’s plenty of them in the sea.

by Pops Mabodlela December 4, 2021

promasturationfantasmogationarinery

Pronounced
Pro-masturbation-fan-tas-mo-gation-air-ner-e

It means you proudly masturbate in the interest it makes your hole life fantastic and it motivates your daily needs of more fun and fresh air.

I am a promasturationfantasmogationarinery sort of person.

by Pez` March 30, 2005

Pomas

Pomas -- affectionately known as "Pomas P. Peranius" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature that scavanges the eastern coast of North America. Many cultures have developed traditional dances as a symbolic method to clense themselves after coming into contact with Pomas. The most distinctive way to identify an anti-pomas dance is to look for the horizontal "V" formed by ones hands in an alternating up and down motion.

** One must be extremely cautious when coming into contact with a Pomas. Proper training for witnessing such a creature may be required.

Hey mikey, get a load of that Pomas over there. Hold on to Jimmy, I heard he eats children.

by PEU (Pomas Educators United) February 17, 2009

Promasternate

To sexually arouse oneself during procrastination.

Matt began to promasternate while looking at his assigned home work.

Matt promasternated after reading his assigned homework.

Matt likes to smoke cigarettes after promasternating.

by AEIOwnU2 February 24, 2010

phoASS

a big ass with a signal sequence on it.

look at that his phoASS

by mufa April 13, 2013

Promasticating

Chewing a decision over without committing to an outcome.

Bill was promasticating over what to have for lunch.

by J_ro__ September 14, 2016