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pfizer

A corporation that made many drugs that had awful side effects on people. This company is famous for turning patients into human guniea pigs so that the bad side effects they recieve decide if the medicine stays on the market or not.

One of these pills are Paxil a type of medicine that put psychotic and suicidal thoughts into the patients that took it.

Not only Paxil but other drugs such as Asprin which gave people heart problems.
Poor Ashley felt dead inside as she smashed and broke glass windows with her bloody fist because of this new medicine from Pfizer.
by Kamisama June 3, 2005
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pfizer

The company that makes viagra
I phoned pfizer to see if I could buy some viagra
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004
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Pfizer Smile

A Pfizer Smile is a crooked smile or half smile. People who have Bell's Palsy or suffered a stroke often get paralyzed on half of there body or face and as a result can't smile completely. Whether people smile like this because they're half smiling or had a stroke or lime disease or have Bells Palsy it really doesn't matter, you just attribute it all to the Pfizer jab as a crude joke to the side affects of the Pfizer Covid-19 vaccines.
That guy Seth is really cute but what's up with the Pfizer Smile?

Yeah, he has Lime disease and it's affected the right side of his face.
by utardedcunt June 16, 2022
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Pfizer's Remorse

The feeling of regret experienced after taking the 'Rona jab, only to have to continue taking additional jabs, booster shots, and developing heart issues.
"Jim began having Pfizer's Remorse after thinking that showing off the 'I got vaxxed' sticker would lead to getting in that blue-haired barista's pants, but instead all he got was Myocarditis."
by AbeLopezAuthor November 24, 2021
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Daniel Phifer

A very gay boy who is a dick to everybody and loves to start shit. He is essentially a girl with a cock, but no balls
"wow, tom was totally Daniel Phifer-ing all over the place." "yeah i know, he kept asking everyone if they wanted to fight and he slapped chloe in the face."
by ChadZelinskiIsReallyCool November 21, 2011
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mekhi phifer

He played Proof in Eminems movie - 8 mile. Pretty good actor.
by Prismatic July 15, 2005
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Pfizerized

Where you at bro?
Check the database, I just got Pfizerized
by Treatmonkey May 11, 2021
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