Tumblr philosopher 

A Tumblr user who often reblogs or creates posts or pictures which they think are 'deep'. These people often search for more and more followers through promos, or posts constantly in the Facebook 'Tumblr' group.

John: He thinks he's so deep with those quotes about life on his Tumblr.

Jack: I know, what a Tumblr philosopher.

Tumblr philosopher by The Great DV September 8, 2011

the dog’s philosophy 

If you can’t eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog’s philosophy has been readily adopted by people all over the globe.

the dog’s philosophy by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2017

Philosopher Stoned 

When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.

X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.

Philosopher Stoned by TripleWest September 3, 2012

Philosopher Stones 

A hardened mycelium mass that contains both psilocybin and psilicon. Commonly referred to as "philosopher stones" or sclerotia, they produce a trip very similar if not identical to that of the p. cubensis "shroom" species.
Philosopher Stones are produced invitro, making it much more stealthy and easy to grow as compared to the actual mushrooms the Philosopher Stones are capable of producing.

There are 3 strains currently available:

1.Psilocybe mexicana

2.Psilocybe tampanensis

3.Psilocybe atlantis

Dude! I just ate this sclerotia! I can't believe how amazing this is. I almost have pity on those that say all drugs are bad and are too closed minded to ever improve their lives.
Ha ha Mr. T pities the fool!

Oh my god! I am starting to realize there is so much more to life then buying this materialistic shit!
I need to stop polluting the air and being part of this wretched system. Oh how I love you Philosopher Stones, you have shown me how to be a better and happier person!

Philosopher Stones by Inner Improvement Movement March 11, 2011

Philosophical nigga 

A nigga who knows his shit. And always passes the joint to a homi in need. Always the one to resort to peaceful means of gang banging a hoe. Never goes anywhere’s with there case on global warming. And finally is a nigga you can trust.

“Yah philosophical nigga pass me the avocados”

Philosophical nigga by Sexy face nigga April 8, 2019

cod philosophy

According to Wikipedia, Cod Philosophy is a synonymous for Pseudophilosophy, that is a term "is a term applied to philosophical ideas or systems which are claimed not to meet an expected set of standards."

Or maybe, you can use it like Steven Wilson, referring to the videogame Call Of Duty

Steven Wilson ( Porcupine Tree): It's all in me, all in you, only MTV and CoD philosophy

cod philosophy by Wilhelm Da-Sein April 7, 2015

Stand-up Philosopher

A Comedian; a stand-up comedian, as described in Mel Brook's 'History of the World Part 1.'

B. Arthur "Occupation?"

Comicus: "Stand-up Philosopher"

B Arthur: "What?"

Comicus: "A Stan-up up Philosopher!; I coalesce the vapor of human experience into a viable and logical comprehension."

B Arthur: "Oh! A Bullshit Artist!?!!"

Stand-up Philosopher by HapaRy May 26, 2009