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Pershing Middle School

A school with nutty teachers but are nice at the end of the school year.
There are kids are are super rude and weird but some kids are super nice...
everyone is super tall there so if you''re not tall you're not tall, you're so out..
Normal kids in Normal classes will always get all the stinking awards so don't expect awards if you're smart. Teachers feel bad for them.
we also beat lanier kids at footbal ahaha
Omg that kid goes to pershing middle school because she looks rocking.
I could tell that kid goes to pershing middle school because he's trying to look cool by rolling his pants inwards..
by ifindyourdough July 23, 2009
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Persian Firetruck

An intricate sexual maneuver that requires patience, a hairy bush and an incredibly high pain tolerance. First - the man takes a heavy kick to the nuts (has to be hard enough to rupture blood vessels). Wait a few days and abstain from ejaculation to allow the blood to clot and to build up a heavy load (think of fire-hose pressure). The sex itself can be in the style of your choosing but just before the man is about to cum, light the Partners bush on fire. When the man finally busts his monster load he aims to extinguish the fire (while his Partner wails like a siren). The dried blood in the semen will turn the jizz black like Persian Oil. Best performed on a magic carpet to achieve the full effect
I think I'll be limping for a week...I gave that girl I met at the library a Persian Firetruck last night!
by 00deecee00 July 4, 2016
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Persephonous

adjective
1. Describing someone or something whose good intent is limited by the hellish and evil intent of others.
Kirsten felt a persephonous sadness knowing her submission of an amended Children's Health Insurance Program (CHIP) bill would be rebuked by her disingenuous colleagues whose arguments would be whitewashed with a Trump filter.
by Champion of Infinity January 15, 2018
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Persian Shitzu

The act of inserting a uncooked bun length hotdog into a person's asshole. In a slow and controlled manner the person then pushes the hotdog out into another person's mouth allowing them to nibble or chew.
Dan, excited to try the Persian Shitzu, went to the store to buy a pack of bun length hotdogs.
by AKitts June 30, 2016
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Persassy

To the 7: How sassy is your sass?

Oh - Annabeth

No - Jason

My sass is so sassy that people with limited amounts

of sass are jealous at the sass level that is my sass because

their sass was as sassy as my sass. - Percy

Everyone - ...

BOOM! YOU JUST GOT PERSASSYD ! - Percy
by JustALittleLester October 25, 2020
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Persephone

1. Goddess of Spring and Underworld

2. Persephone was the beautiful greek goddess who was the daughter of Zeus and Demeter (Goddess of the Harvest). She was picking flowers one day when Hades, god of the Underworld, saw her and fell instantly in love with her. He then abducted her and took her to the Underworld with him (other interpretations say he raped her, but I don't think so). She was clearly not happy there since she missed her mother and wanted to go back home. He agreed to this and tricked her into eating a pomegranate. She ate six seeds of the pomegranate which bounded her to the Underworld for six months (fall and winter) and the other six months she spent with her mother (spring and summer). She later became Hades' wife which gave her the title of Queen/Goddess of the Underworld.

(This is only one of the Hades and Persephone interpretations)
1. I think the Persephone really did love Hades.
2. I think the story of Persephone is very romantic.
by Romanticize June 1, 2007
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Persephonic

1. pertains to great beauty borne out of utter chaos and pain

2. pertains to the point where the depth of darkness meets the crest of the light, thereby creating an unsurpassable, immortal, undefinable kind of beauty and bliss

3. pertains to the by-product of two opposing extremes. For example, when the most intense destruction process meets the most inspired creation process, it becomes a PERSEPHONIC process. It is the perfect balance of two imbalanced extremes.

4. the ultimate, universal truth : the world is a paradox.

5. self-contradicting glamour

6. best statement for a situation, wherein, no matter what tragedy happens in a person's life, the end only foresees her in a positive, ethereal light
Only the late Gia Carangi has successfully exhumed the Persephonic spirit, yet.
by sarah olano March 25, 2007
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