Phelps

To "Phelps" a joint or bowl of marijuana is to finish it in under one minute. After finishing, the person who takes the final hit must declare "I told you guys... under a minute" This term stems from Michael Phelp's Rosetta Stone ad in which he completes the ad in under a minute and says the aforementioned quote. This is combined with the new information that Phelps is a raging potaholic.

We're late for the movie man! Phelps that shit! *59 seconds later* "I told you guys... under a minute."

by Tall Tim February 11, 2009

Phelps

The act of farting during anal sex.

Derives from Fred Phelps name.

Guy 1: She was good but half way through she let out a Phelps.
Guy 2: Gross man...

by Love from The Nation September 21, 2011

Phelps

1. The act of farting during anal sex.

2. Fred Phelps

1. My gf phelps all over me when she gives lovey lovey.

2. I will picket at Fred Phelps' funeral

by sxephilnelson September 22, 2011

the phelps

To uncontrollably drink and smoke marijuana, with no regard to consequences

Hey man Mike better stop doing the phelps, he has work tomorrow morning.

by HtotheOV February 2, 2009

Phelped

The term applied to a skateboard being stolen. Related to the day Jake Phelps, head of Thrasher magazine, had his board stolen only to find a video of the board on youtube being skated better than he could skate it.

"I got my board stolen, and i saw the guy with it tre flipping a huge 6."
"Dude, you got phelped."

by 415and510 October 19, 2009

phelp

wet fart after anal sex

Potentially named in honor of Fred Phelps, anti-gay hate preacher. It might be just coincidence though.

"Don't phelp on my bed!"

by schm March 19, 2013

phelps

Particles of fecal matter that get caught on a man's pubic hair during anal sex with another man.

The term, in the tradition of santorum is a reference to the minister of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Dude, did you wipe? I got phelps all over me.

by omfgplanes October 5, 2006